[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video)

  • Joylandi 21 kun oldin

    LockPickingLawyer

    Muddati: 03:12

    Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
    [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) uzcrone.info/round/0mbYfs_LrKmglYw/video
    [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) uzcrone.info/round/r6jJl5GxmZqckpo/video
    [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) uzcrone.info/round/uYvTraLDx32naYQ/video
    [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) uzcrone.info/round/0HK6mNi4sZh8j2c/video
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LockPickingLawyer
LockPickingLawyer

Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) https://youtu.be/Joed0P3hhbc [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) https://youtu.be/TRozAbaKs9M [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq https://youtu.be/k9VewWKfH_0

20 kun oldin
Harris Lopes
Harris Lopes

Good job Johnson

2 kun oldin
Otonashi Yuzuru
Otonashi Yuzuru

​@Akhilesh Made a Playlist https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYN7CcbnzgspJWs0UOcyxqbuHkTjWrmob

5 kun oldin
Ahman Millener
Ahman Millener

I really had a hard time writing the johnson one I posted. I kept laughing.

5 kun oldin
ig33ku
ig33ku

Obviously you dont spend enough time putting tension on the slot and raking the chambers.

7 kun oldin
Justin Powell
Justin Powell

I live for your April Fool's videos. ❤

11 kun oldin
Bobbies1
Bobbies1

This is actually a cool lock

36 daqiqa oldin
neuromangler
neuromangler

I wish April fools could be monthly ..but I guess then it would not be as special

Soat oldin
IamArghus
IamArghus

Very well done

2 soat oldin
Kaleb Lowe
Kaleb Lowe

How inappropriate can it get

2 soat oldin
Quintesson
Quintesson

This is all one take. One giggle would ruin the whole shoot. Man's got serious self control.

2 soat oldin
Twisted One Disturbed
Twisted One Disturbed

Omg you are a legend 😁😁😁

3 soat oldin
perfect Cell
perfect Cell

My god

3 soat oldin
Beebz
Beebz

interesting video to find on auto play while half paying attention

7 soat oldin
Dave Melton
Dave Melton

Love it!

8 soat oldin
Gene Collander
Gene Collander

This is such comedy gold, im late but thank you very much for the laugh LPL, you had me crackin up for a full two minutes at least

9 soat oldin
Lowolfie XD
Lowolfie XD

Dude I can’t stop laughing every time he says “ 18 inch long Johnson “ 🤣🤣

9 soat oldin
Young
Young

I Knew this was too lewd haha April fools

9 soat oldin
redmatter42
redmatter42

I'm not going to lie I did not get why this is an april fools until I thought about for bit the I did realize...

9 soat oldin
TheAdvertisement
TheAdvertisement

Wow, LockPickingLawyer's collection is quite well endowed!

12 soat oldin
DEfusion
DEfusion

He is so serious lololo

18 soat oldin
Amir Ilan
Amir Ilan

Omg XD

18 soat oldin
Aryan Kumar
Aryan Kumar

LMFAO I love these 1 April videos

19 soat oldin
Godly Bot
Godly Bot

Lol

21 soat oldin
Amy Stricklin
Amy Stricklin

I'm guessing she took interest in this particular lock because of the ribbed feature it's designed with.

23 soat oldin
Mister Professor
Mister Professor

Super juvenile.

Kun oldin
Serban David
Serban David

I am so done. XDDDDD

Kun oldin
ZACH FILA
ZACH FILA

This is gold

Kun oldin
Capo Gabb
Capo Gabb

Heh, lock collection. It sounds like "sock collection". Get it? Good April Fools.

Kun oldin
Chris
Chris

Literally the only thing I look forward to Apil 1st for.

Kun oldin
Pilu Nanang
Pilu Nanang

BIG LONG J O H N

Kun oldin
Connor Woods
Connor Woods

How many tried did it take to make the whole video

Kun oldin
John Jhon Jon Jonathan Johnson Johnston Johnstar IV
John Jhon Jon Jonathan Johnson Johnston Johnstar IV

theres nothing april fools about this (oh no, thats the joke)

Kun oldin
Jaren Aro
Jaren Aro

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Kun oldin
Girl On A Quest
Girl On A Quest

Who would want to handle something so dirty?

Kun oldin
Singularity Raptor
Singularity Raptor

Everyone is gangsta until dad whips out his 24inch Johnson.

Kun oldin
Singularity Raptor
Singularity Raptor

Who here came from Pornhub!

Kun oldin
Moon dog Diesel works
Moon dog Diesel works

Omg I almost fell out of my chair lol 😂

Kun oldin
Bradley Whais
Bradley Whais

Wow...

Kun oldin
Nathan A Lane
Nathan A Lane

*applause*

Kun oldin
Timoté Noé
Timoté Noé

Ladies and Gentlemen, we... would really like to get him, but we cannot lock him up...

Kun oldin
Timoté Noé
Timoté Noé

The amount of innuendos in this video is illegal... Officer, lock him up ! *oh wait*

Kun oldin
phoenix6969zerotwo onlyonpsn
phoenix6969zerotwo onlyonpsn

Haha..... this is fantastic

Kun oldin
Abhinav Vishwakarma
Abhinav Vishwakarma

Turned the video off for an ASMR experience.

Kun oldin
DreeG 18
DreeG 18

How do you keep your voice steady for this oh my god.

Kun oldin
kaiCast
kaiCast

I remembered LPL's April Fools tradition, but I forgot to watch the video.

Kun oldin
Sherin John
Sherin John

Is this the innuendo lock 😂

Kun oldin
Vinijoncrafts
Vinijoncrafts

He intentionally made so it seems like he's talking about his p*nis. Genius.

2 kun oldin
XGNsharpshot21 gaming
XGNsharpshot21 gaming

Who ever laughs at this has a very dirty mind and need too take the mind and wash it clean....... I've already washed and dried my mind everyone who laughed should too

2 kun oldin
Ace Shott
Ace Shott

Hahahaha

2 kun oldin
wuji
wuji

this video takes a new level with only audio xD

2 kun oldin
Ultimate Kipper
Ultimate Kipper

I have a lot of questions…

2 kun oldin
swaggy axolotl
swaggy axolotl

Time to hibernate another year!!!

2 kun oldin
Kake
Kake

"Confusing blind people"

2 kun oldin
nermalsturf
nermalsturf

How can someone keep a straight face with this script?!?

2 kun oldin
Patrick
Patrick

That's what she said

2 kun oldin
King Zerk
King Zerk

Nice just like last year's!(

2 kun oldin
fishe cllub
fishe cllub

This video is the definition of "That's what she said."

2 kun oldin
Jon C
Jon C

Ooooh long Johnson! 🐈‍⬛

2 kun oldin
Spark
Spark

No

2 kun oldin
Omar AL Obaidi
Omar AL Obaidi

I'm blind, wtf am I watching

2 kun oldin
whatup dragonfly
whatup dragonfly

Bro how are you blind

2 kun oldin
Mark Porto
Mark Porto

Even lawyers make dick jokes. Nice.

2 kun oldin
Light
Light

Thats not a long cock

2 kun oldin
GamingMoron
GamingMoron

This is a top tier shit post, i love it

2 kun oldin
LaunchSite Entertainment
LaunchSite Entertainment

Omg haha

2 kun oldin
Tharxis
Tharxis

I wonder how much did you have to redo this due to not being to hold your laughter.

2 kun oldin
ETHAN OS
ETHAN OS

Bro, that is nothing compared to my 18 yard Johnson

2 kun oldin
Sebastian Paul
Sebastian Paul

🤣 I love your kind of humor 😂🙈

2 kun oldin
Juliette Ferrars
Juliette Ferrars

1:55 😳 this is just sooo wrong 😂

2 kun oldin
bertabeef
bertabeef

Thats a nice long Johnson you got there

2 kun oldin
Robert F
Robert F

-_-... every year... I try to just watch these for what it is normally to be but dang... all the garbage just rushes up to the front of the line when [presented video structure] eugh... I VIVIDLY BLAME THE INTERNETS

2 kun oldin
RagingMagikarp
RagingMagikarp

Oml. I’m dying over here

2 kun oldin
Ali
Ali

Oh Long Johnson

2 kun oldin
nick niksejel
nick niksejel

my johnson is only 6 inches man

2 kun oldin
Pockeywn Sticks
Pockeywn Sticks

how much does that cost I need to use one of those as a bike lock that would be funny as fuck

2 kun oldin
G S
G S

This is the greatest lock themed video I have or ever will see

2 kun oldin
Rain 655
Rain 655

Nobody's lock is that long! Not even Long lock Johnson and he had a very long lock. Thus the name.

3 kun oldin
Live ForTODAY
Live ForTODAY

I can't 🤣

3 kun oldin
Tigre Demon
Tigre Demon

About 1 min in, I started understanding that this was an April Fools Or at least that's what she said ...

3 kun oldin
CookieBoom
CookieBoom

How does he keep his composure

3 kun oldin
Henry French
Henry French

Did anyone count the euphemisms?

3 kun oldin
Frank van Dijk
Frank van Dijk

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

3 kun oldin
TORTH
TORTH

He should’ve inserted the 18 into the hole of the 24 and exclaimed that it wasn’t girthy enough to lock

3 kun oldin
Fred
Fred

good one

3 kun oldin
André
André

it's not about the length it's about the thickness and how hard it is 😉

3 kun oldin
Thomas Neal
Thomas Neal

Why didn’t you pick your Johnson

3 kun oldin
Raimizan razak
Raimizan razak

dang now i wanna know about Mr LPL senior

3 kun oldin
Juggie Bonebrain
Juggie Bonebrain

I wonder how many takes this took.

3 kun oldin
bigs.
bigs.

That's what she said

4 kun oldin
Subzero Arctics
Subzero Arctics

The fact that YouTube didn’t recommend this to me even though I’m subscribed proves YouTube doesn’t know me at all

4 kun oldin
ccc310
ccc310

I love how this series is always correct in both... interpretations 😉

4 kun oldin
Deveon
Deveon

OMG, I didn't get the joke the first 2.30 minutes. I thought the joke would be him saying it's safe when it's obviously not. I felt so stupid when my girlfriend started giggling. in the background.

4 kun oldin
Harpy
Harpy

I had to come and read the comments section.

4 kun oldin
Ape with Grape
Ape with Grape

Listen to this without a video

4 kun oldin
Tony The Tiger
Tony The Tiger

is this a nod to richard prank calling public access shows

4 kun oldin
Leah Cansler
Leah Cansler

What’s going on here 😳😳😳

4 kun oldin
Nunya Bidness
Nunya Bidness

This man, the fact that he can say this entire video without laughing out loud, he is a fucking mad lad.

4 kun oldin
BRANITOR
BRANITOR

never gets old !

4 kun oldin
The Editor AMVs
The Editor AMVs

Well that was very... phallic...

4 kun oldin
allan pheonix
allan pheonix

I get the feeling he was not talking about lock or am I wrong?

4 kun oldin
1994 Honda Civic GLi
1994 Honda Civic GLi

What’s funny is that he already made an episode of *this exact lock.*

4 kun oldin
Black dolan
Black dolan

I find this very satisfying

4 kun oldin
WeirdestPro
WeirdestPro

thank you got the sex the

4 kun oldin
arcnova
arcnova

Growing up I used to collect keys I love the sound of keys opening locks and skeleton keys are

4 kun oldin
Khel Venturi
Khel Venturi

I too have a 24" long Johnson

4 kun oldin

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